It's time to reveal the truth about this site.
The Barrow-downs discussion forum is really a front for a nuclear physicists' gambling ring:
"Much odd, sour, or raw fission won bets".
What do they wager? The site advertises Members list, or:
"bet elms' rims"
(or is that a demented Gollum saying "Mm, blisterses"?)
When the nuclear physicists are criticized for the gambling, they blame another department, saying "Active Topics" or:
"vice at optics!"
There are those that have tried to stop the depravity, but they are Novices and Newcomers who don't know that:
"No downer can mess vice".
And one of the most infamous threads offers a piece of sordid advice: Canonicity: the book or the reader? or:
"the contradictory bookie - he earn!"
And, like other gambling havens, the Downs draws a healthy crowd with the lure of gambling: Translations from the Elvish or
"Reservations - half month list".
Last edited by Aiwendil; 12-12-2005 at 02:27 PM.
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