[satansaloser2005]

BRINN:
Seems a downright shame...
SALLY:
Shame?
BRINN:
Seems an awful waste....
Such a nice, plump frame
Wot's 'is name has.... Had....Has!
Nor it can't be traced....
Wraithies need our fill,
Ordos need erased....
Takes a bit of skill,
But a thrill,
When we get our kill!
Seems an awful waste....
I mean, with the price of meat
What it is, when you get it, if you get it....
SALLY:
Ha!
BRINN:
Good, you got it!
Take, for instance, Little Agan and that Nerwen!
Killing villagers that only have a couple posts!
Like that Shasta, good for maybe six or seven at the most!
Then again I can't account for taste!

SALLY:
Brinnie darling, what a charming notion
BRINN:
Well, it does seem a waste...
SALLY:
Eminently practical
And yet appropriate as always!
BRINN:
It's an idea...
SALLY:
Dearest Brinniel, how I've lived
Without you all these years, I'll never know!
How delectable!
Also undetectable!
BRINN:
Think about it!
Lots of other players'll
Soon be joinin' in the game,
Won't they?
Think of
All them
Pies!
SALLY:
How choice!
How rare!
SALLY:
For what's the sound of the world out there?
BRINN:
What, Sally dear?
What, Sally dear?
What is that sound?
SALLY:
Those crunching noises pervading the air!
BRINN:
Yes, Sally dear!
Yes, Sally dear!
Yes, all around!
SALLY:
It's ordo devouring ordo, my dear!
BOTH:
And who are we to deny it in here?

SALLY: (spoken)
These are desperate times,
my dear packmate, and desperate measures are called for!
BRINN:
Here we are, now! Hot out of the oven!
SALLY:
What is that?
BRINN:
It's Green. Have a little Green.
SALLY:
Is it really good?
BRINN:
She's so good it's obscene
Then again she never rings anyone's bells,
So she's hard to sell
SALLY:
Smells a bit like Finn
BRINN:
Well, that's where it's been
SALLY:
Haven't you got Lommie, or something like that?
BRINN:
No, y'see, the trouble with Lommie is
How do you know whom she's dreamed?
Try the Green!

BRINN:
Lari's rather nice.
SALLY:
If it's for a price.
BRINN:
Get another portion to savor,
Since no one can save herself twice!
SALLY:
Any other Finn?
BRINN:
Well, then, if you're Finnish and silly,
You might enjoy Fillet Noggins!
Games are fun with him.
But he's always suspect before he begins!
SALLY:
Is that Legate,
In a baguette?
BRINN:
Mercy no, ma'am, too fleeting.
It's Fea you're seeing!
SALLY:
Looks clearer,
More like Mira!
BRINN:
No,sir it has to be Fea
It's steamed!
SALLY:
The history of the world, my love
BRINN:
Kill off all the pros
Do a couple newbies a favor!
SALLY:
Is those below serving those up above!
BRINN:
Ev'rybody plays,
So there should be plenty of flavors!
SALLY:
I'm sure the Downers'll be glad to hear
BOTH:
That even Menel goes down well with beer!

SALLY:
What is that?
BRINN:
It's Rune
Eat it with a spoon
And we have some Mac and cheese peppered
With actual Mac bits! (What a loon!)
And I've just begun
Here's a little Rikae, so tricky
It comes a bit sticky
Have one!
SALLY:
Let her have her fun.
She'll be lynched before she and Sally are done!
BRINN:
In a hurry?
Try the Durie!
SALLY:
Yes I hear it is very
good when served with Berrie!
BRINN:
Or Gollum,
Much less solemn!
SALLY:
Yes, but only tastes good on the run!
I'll come again when you have Kit on the menu!

SALLY:
Have enmity towards the village, my pet!
BRINN:
Yes, yes, I know, my love!
SALLY:
We'll take the ordo kills that we can get!
BRINN:
Hobbit and man, my love!
SALLY:
We'll not discriminate great from small!
No, we'll slay anyone,
Meaning anyone,
BOTH:
And to anyone
At all!