[Mattius]

Middle-earth's press had begun to talk amongst themselves about the magnitude of stars that had been ariving thus far at the party. Their muttering though slowly began to be drown out by a strange sound, similar to that of a dragon beating his wings.

As they looked skywards they saw a large black helicopter hovering above them and as it got closer they began to hold onto their hats and papers lest they fly off. The chopper landed on the road percfectly so that the door was in line with the red carpet. On the side of the black helicopter was written, in yellow, CHICKEN.

The gasps of the Legalos lovers went up a notch, they loved Orli but Chicken, he was simply something else! After a few moments the door clicked open and out he jumped.

Standing one foot seven inches and completely yellow bar his red head flap stood one of midddle-earths most dangerous, stunning and greatest heroes- Chicken. He wore black shades which only added to his celebrity look. Around his neck he wore a mithril collar which was attached to a leather leash which was held by his body guard and best friend Mattius who stood behind him.

As the two of them strolled in front of the fans and press Orcs dressed in doctors and nurses' uniforms began rushing in to pick up teenage girls who had fainted through the magnitude of the moment- this was Chicken after all.

Unable to speak Chicken allowed Mattius to do the talking,

"We are very happy to be here," said the spikey blond haired young man. "And Chicken loves you all!" This was followed by ear piercing screams and yet more fainting.

Chicken continued to lead Mattius down the red carpet and were greeted by the mods. When the human shook hands with Bethberry Chicken pushed his shades down his nose to take a look at the gorgeous falcon that resided on her arm. In an attempt to impress it he began to dance by doing the moon walk; it didn't seem to work.

As they approached the Orc guards they backed off slightly, Chicken was well known for killing Orcs at the drop of a hat with his bear beak. He gave them a sideways glance before Mattius unzipped his long leather jacket, an extra from The Matrix, and began to extract all of his weaponry. Five shotguns, twenty seven grenades, ten sub-machine guns and three pistols later the two of them wandered into the magnificant hall ready to meet the cream of Middle-earth.