A chewy Burrahobbit! Hah, wasn't that what it all was about, chewy or not?
(Bilbo loses to the Burrahobbit as a pick as Burrahobbit is spot on.)
Or well, Tuna... you know if prepared badly it can be a bit gunny or rubbery.
Never kissed Rosie Cotton so hard to say about that.
Hopefully more intelligent ideas later.