No, I never had a BD dream. But I sure want to have one. The problem is, I'd never know if I'm having a BD dream because...how will I know if it's a BD dream? Do I see
randomly beautiful colors rummage my garbage bins? Or
orange fireworks suddenly showing up at my house? Do I see
a long-nosed, black-and-white man with a saucepan on his head being chased by a
ghostly green figure wielding a knife? How do I know?
Would someone please,
please, help me?
I don't have a future in theatre.