Gandalf: "And now, everyone, repeat after me!" Aragorn: "Wow, one would never think how difficult this hoola-dancing is..."
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As the laws of nature suddenly collapse without warning, men start glowing, steel is set on fire and Gimli's axe, ignoring the gravity, flies to stab him.
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Gimli's axe: "That's for all the years you've been just using me! Now die!"
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"Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories
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