Bilbo: "Kids, this is what being old is all about. You get to eleventy-one and you can no longer blow out all the candles on your cake without help."
Samwise (whispering to Rosie): "That's just an excuse. The old duffer just likes mucking around with fire extinguishers. That's why he never got taken on as a FireHobbit all those years ago..."
*yes!