(Snorts at "Father of the Bride.") Thank you.. =)
Frodo and Sam as Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum in Independence Day. (You know that one scene where they fly off the planet in the alien spacecraft?)
Frodo: Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
Sam: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! (searches desperately for his air sick bag)
Frodo: (finally calms down) ...I've been waiting for this my whole life...
Sam: What? To get yourself killed?
Aragorn and Arwen in Miss Congeniality. Arwen is Sandra Bullock, and Aragorn's..uh...what's his name?...Brad Bratt or something?? Well, he plays her partner!
Arwen: (walks out of the airplane garage all primped up with music playing in the background)
Aragorn: (gawks at her)
Arwen: (trips on her high heels)
Aragorn: (shakes his head) Yep, that's Gracie..!
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Merry shrugged his shoulders. “It could be a love triangle. Like about a week ago, I was in love with Angela AND Estella, but then I decided to break it off with Angela…” He sighed dreamily, but Pippin lifted an eyebrow. “Angela thought your name was Timothy,” he pointed out innocently, and Merry glared at him. “It could happen to anybody…” - Excerpt from my "Three Blind Spies" story (see fanfic section)
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