I'm not sure which specific roles I would assign, but the cast should definitely include
Arnold Swarzenegger
Kevin Sorbo
Hulk Hogan
"The Rock"
Andre the Giant (so what if he's dead?)
Brian Bosworth
Chuck Norris
Jet Li
Jackie Chan
Possibly Bruce Willis- except sometimes he can almost, not quite, act.
And most definitely as Thorin: Martin Lawrence.
With Paris Hilton as the Elvenqueen. Or Pamela Anderson.
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