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Sai had wandered around Mount Doom in a daze the last few days, unsure where she could go and what she could do, so she was almost glad to be faced with a new challenge - almost. Where was she going to find a celebrity in this place, and even if she did manage it what could she take from them? She ran through a list of every one of their kind she could think of, but couldn't think of anything to take away from them. She heard her kamura orc, who had been very bored recently, complaining about her again. He'd been doing this a lot the past few days but she couldn't blame him. The most exciting thing he'd seen all week was when Sai had caught that cold and sneezed 10 times straight so hard she'd been unable to see where she was going and had fallen
"Why do we bother with her? She probably won't even be able to think of anyone - let's go walk round the block and see if she's managed anything by the time we get back."
Insulted, though privately thinking his words had some truth to them, Sai opened her mouth to reprimand him for his use of such an Americanism, 'block' indeed. But as she did so, the word conjured up memories of a song, a song that had been played over and over and over, til the words and the tune were so embedded in her head she remembered the lies in them even now. And the memory of the song led to the celebrity that had sung it. Sai grinned at the bemused orc.
"Wrong again Mr, well, whatever your name is, I have thought of someone! Come with me - we're going to remove the backside from one Jennifer Lopez!"
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