Gandalf: It's down there.
Gimli: *gulp* down there?
Gandalf: Yep
Gimli: Very dangerous, you go first *motions to Legolas*
Legolas: I hate snakes.
or
Gandalf: And you just hold the torch over like so *lights on fire*
Legolas: wow how'd you do that?
Gandalf: Balrog farts.
*Gimli leans over*
Gandalf: I wouldn't do that Gimli son of Gloin
Gimli: oh and why not? *beard catches on fire*
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"...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others.
-8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"
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