Sauron: When you do get that Ring, where are you going to wear it anyhow?
(His reply): Uh oh....I never thought about that....
To Frodo: Frodo, Maggot's after you for stealing those mushrooms!!
To Bilbo: It's the Sackville-Baggins, run, run!!
To Arwen: Aragorn is cheating you, y'know.
I tried.... [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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...and when I conquer the world, you can be in charge of my ray gun!
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