[Maltaharma]

Just imagine it...
All the Black Riders lying in the Mordor Community Hospital after their bout with the river.
Rider One: Kazooooo!
Rider Two: Bob! What the h**l is that??
Rider One: It's my kazoo. I got it off one of the hobbit.
Rider Three: Well knock it off before I hit you with a bedpan!
Rider One: Hmph...