Sorry if I repeat any (good Eru, we have 9 pages of this... now
that speaks for itself) but here we go:
- When ordering a drink or cup of ice cream, you automatically ask if it comes in pints...
- The only thing that keeps you from seeing TTT until you run your family into the poor house is the fact that they took it out of theaters so soon (nnooo!! my preciousss isss lossst!!)...
- You have a sign on your door that says "Speak, friend, and enter" in Elvish and English...
- You get 'ideas' from reading lists like these...
- You attack anyone that doesn't use both sides of the paper and scream "Treebeard would be appalled!"...
- When you're mad, instead of cussing you say the One Ring poem in Black Speech (example of when to do this: during the Academy Awards)...
- You throw things at the television screen if LotR doesn't win a catagory in the Academy Awards, nearly distroying the monitor when they lose Best Picture (they just better get it for RotK or you will organize a hit group "and [they] will beg for death before the end!")...
- When your door is jammed and won't unlock, you bang on it with a stick and yell "Edro, Edro! Open, open!"...
- You walk up to automatic doors and say "Mellon!"...
- You've gotten all of your friends hooked on LotR...
- You insist that you're a hobbit, and even try to grow hair on your feet and give presents away on your birthday...
- You go on to online Tolkien stores daily, just to visit all the wonderful things your parents won't let you buy because you're becoming "too obsessed".
Yup, guilty of all. And proud of it!