Because the elves are really Texans. Perhaps you have heard...
"Stars at night, so big and bright
*clap clap clap clap*
Deep in the heart of Texas"
(I heard that on PeeWee's Big Adventure)
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What is the real reason dwarves live under the mountains?
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Just because a person has the right to do something doesn't make it the right thing to do.
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