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Marileangorifurnimaluim · 11-07-2002, 02:51 AM

He found out that he had been mispelling his own name all these years. 'U' doesn't come before 'O' for Pete's sake! His name was actually 'Tour,' and that's exactly what he was doing in Nebraska (not Nevrast). Apparently running about in the wild had done something to his language skills, and it caused all kinds of misunderstandings. Aa a tour of Nebraska would drive anybody mad, there are only so many flat fields and farmhouses one can take, he finally killed himself. The two farmers who ran the tour in the off-season stood over the body:

"Well. That's the fourth one this week."
"Yep."
"You know... (the Farmer took a heavy breath)... this tour just hasn't been the same since they shut down the town of Hobokan, Mercke, Suttyville, Stuckeyville, Mapleton, Ramsford, Hollis..."
"... and Bedford..."
"Yeah, Bedford too. Not to mention Rolley, Mayorston, Bramton..."

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Did Galadriel have any cats? And if so, where was the litter box?

[ November 07, 2002: Message edited by: Marileangorifurnimaluim ]

11-07-2002, 02:51 AM	#647
Marileangorifurnimaluim Eerie Forest Spectre Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Buried in scrolls of fanfiction Posts: 798	He found out that he had been mispelling his own name all these years. 'U' doesn't come before 'O' for Pete's sake! His name was actually 'Tour,' and that's exactly what he was doing in Nebraska (not Nevrast). Apparently running about in the wild had done something to his language skills, and it caused all kinds of misunderstandings. Aa a tour of Nebraska would drive anybody mad, there are only so many flat fields and farmhouses one can take, he finally killed himself. The two farmers who ran the tour in the off-season stood over the body: "Well. That's the fourth one this week." "Yep." "You know... (the Farmer took a heavy breath)... this tour just hasn't been the same since they shut down the town of Hobokan, Mercke, Suttyville, Stuckeyville, Mapleton, Ramsford, Hollis..." "... and Bedford..." "Yeah, Bedford too. Not to mention Rolley, Mayorston, Bramton..." ************************************* Did Galadriel have any cats? And if so, where was the litter box? [ November 07, 2002: Message edited by: Marileangorifurnimaluim ] __________________ Deserves death! I daresay he does... And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them?