Well, Gollum had been pretty lonely living down in the caves beneath the mountains. In the end, just for a laugh, you understand, he called one of those telephone chat lines and ran into a "sensual older woman". Needless to say their only ever dinner engagement was something of a failure, but they remained friends; meeting every so often for a bottle of Mirkwood red and a takeaway Orc.
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Who is this Elendil person anyway?
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Man kenuva métim' andúne?
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