Well, the very first hobbit in history was very clumsy. He kept dropping things on his feet, so they were always swollen, and one day, he noticed he was going bald, and tried that Rogain stuff. Well, I don't think I have to say he dropped that stuff on his feet, too. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] For some reason, all his descendents had large, hairy feet.
..::Why did Aragorn and Boromir like to frolic through meadows of daisies? Weren't they afraid people would question their masculinity?::..
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Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.
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