He asked them real nice to let him go. The elves, being the softies that they are, decided to let him "escape".
..::Why do small children like to scream and squeal in the early morning? No, wait, scratch that (I've been spending too much time with my little cousins). Why did the ring have to be thrown into Mt. Doom?::..
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Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.
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