[The Saucepan Man]

but he does get his digs in...

But do you think that Boromir would have put up with the sort of jibes that Faramir received from Denethor? OK, so it's hypothetical because Denethor would not have treated his darling Boromir in such a way. But, had he been in the same position, I suspect that Boromir would have responded in a far more robust fashion than his brother ...