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Aylwen Dreamsong · 08-13-2002, 06:27 PM

Legolas is in his room in Imladris before the council brushing his beach blonde hair. Gimli Thuds into the room.

Gimli: Huhr! Prissy elf, this is my room! Get out or I shall chop your purty little head off!
Legolas: Nay, sir,..very UGLY dwarf, this is my suite, givin by the lord elrond. You see, suites only go to beautiful elves, not ugly fat dwarves.
Gimli: HOPE YOU HAVE A MANICURE APPOINTMENT SOON. CUZ YOU WONT LOOK SO PRETTY WHEN IM THROUGH WITH YOU!!!!

At this point, gimli uses his axe to try and chop off legolas's shiney locks, but Legolas grabs an antique sword and chops off gimli's beard. gimli howls and they start wrestling...

I know its not anywhere in the movie, its just my interpretation of how they felt about each other at first sight. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

08-13-2002, 06:27 PM	#7
Aylwen Dreamsong The Melody of Misery Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Island of Conclusions (You get there by jumping!)... Posts: 1,147	Legolas is in his room in Imladris before the council brushing his beach blonde hair. Gimli Thuds into the room. Gimli: Huhr! Prissy elf, this is my room! Get out or I shall chop your purty little head off! Legolas: Nay, sir,..very UGLY dwarf, this is my suite, givin by the lord elrond. You see, suites only go to beautiful elves, not ugly fat dwarves. Gimli: HOPE YOU HAVE A MANICURE APPOINTMENT SOON. CUZ YOU WONT LOOK SO PRETTY WHEN IM THROUGH WITH YOU!!!! At this point, gimli uses his axe to try and chop off legolas's shiney locks, but Legolas grabs an antique sword and chops off gimli's beard. gimli howls and they start wrestling... I know its not anywhere in the movie, its just my interpretation of how they felt about each other at first sight. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ ...Come down now, they'll say. But everything looks perfect from far away - Come down now! But we'll stay.