Eowyn and Arwen each have Aragorn by an arm and pull desperately away from each other,
Arwen: He's mine! I saw him first! Mine, mine, mine!
Eowyn: Well you know what! Your an Elf! You can't marry him! Your too old!!
Arwen: Oh! The nerve! How dare you speak to me that way! Did you hear what she called me Estel?
Eowyn: See! You don't even know his real name! You, you, elf trash!
By that point, both Eowyn and Arwen let go of Aragorn and begin to cat fight, biting, scratching, pulling hair etc.
Aragorn slowly sneaks away.
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Snow white! Snow White! O' Lady Clear! O' Queen Beyond the Western Seas!
O' light to us that wander here amid the world of woven trees!
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