TRAILER RUNDOWN
1. MORDOR. At least I assume it's Mordor. VOLCANOLAND, anyway. Ominous music. A cloaked silhouette walks towards Orodruin. The Prime logo appears and is eaten by blackness.
???: "An evil, ancient and powerful..."
2. FACE lit by evil-looking flames. Is this Sauron? Don't remember. Could be Movie!Kili.
???: "... HAS returned."
3. Durin the Younger in Moria, presumably the speaker, speeching.
4. Venom (you know, Spiderman's black suit) slithers about a bit.
GALADRIEL: "Prepare yourselves."
5. Group in the mist with weapons out. Galadriel, Elrond, and I think that's Tauriel??
6. Someone dissolves into petals? Or moths? Or ash?
???: "He worms his way inside your mind..."
7. A tree, with snakes or roots slithering out from it. There's a lantern in the background, so maybe this is Lindon?
???: "... and the rest of him slithers in."
8. Some guys with torches taking a night hike.
9. Celebrimbor in his house, which might be on fire? He looks confused.
10. Someone approaches a burning figure. Might be Galadriel, because:
GALADRIEL: "I think he has been here. I think he's been here among us all along." (Er, yes, there was a whole mind-invasion thing with your dead brother, remember?)
11. Some guy! In some place with arches! I dunno, the music thinks it's dramatic.
12. ON AUGUST 29th! With cliffs.
13. Two riders, one is probably Galadriel, in an autumnal place.
14. Underwater lady and a kraken?? Huh I guess Uinen and Osse are in this now.
???: "Every soul in Middle-earth is in peril."
15. Disa looks to camera. Durin the elder (probably) looks up a hole. A GIANT ROCK OUTTA NOWHERE smashes a bridge in Moria. Guys, you need to prop your mining works up properly!
16. Some guy gets mobbed.
17. Galadriel screams.
18. An orc licks a knife, nowhere near either of the previous shots.
DARKNESS WILL BIND THEM.
19. The Three with their rings, and a shot of an autumn tree.
20. Durin the Elder holds a glowing ring.
21. Silvan Elf (the one with the mortal girlfriend and no hair) does some acrobatics and points an arrow.
22. Numenor! Still looking very pretty. And then a giant eagle lands on the balcony and drops off some scruffy guy.
23. Some kid smiles. Some guy looks up.
24. Balls of fire are shot at a city.
25. Orcs, I think? Maybe that's Adar (hey I remembered a name) at the front; he's looking rough.
26. The Istar tries to pull a Moses and hits the ground with his staff next to a... well? Bell?
27. Someone in a sandstorm.
28. Someone shoots a burning arrow.
29. BOOM everyone's on fire.
30. ??Elrond?? pulls a sword.
31. Cavalry!
32. Some guy dumps a handful of gold rings.
33. People with swords surround some guy with long hair. He smiles.
GALADRIEL: "He is Sauron." (So I guess he's Sauron?)
34. A hand twists in a magicky way.
35. A huge explosion of like... clouds and darkness around a Dark Tower, over which we get our final title card.
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Yeah so that told me nothing except that the main villain is still in it, and there's probably going to be some Rings, maybe even Of Power.
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