When a humble bard
Graced a ride along
With Lottie of Aeluin
Along came this song
From when the Ranger fought
A black-furred devil
His army of wolves
At his hooves did they revel
They came after me
With masterful deceit
Woke us from our sleep
And gnawed us with their teeth
While the devil’s claws
Minced our tender meat
And so cried the Ranger
She can’t be beat!
Toss a coin to your Ranger
O’ Valley of Plenty
O’ Valley of Plenty
Toss a coin to your Ranger
O’ Valley of Plenty
At the edge of the world
Fight the mighty pack
That bashes and breaks you
And makes you their snack
She thrust every warg
Deep into the dark
Of Sauron’s great tower
From whence they came
She fought with your pest
Got kicked in her chest
She's a friend of humanity
So give her the rest
That's my epic tale
Our Ranger is unveiled
She fought with the villains
Now pour her some ale
Toss a coin to your Ranger
O' Valley of Plenty
O' Valley of Plenty, oh
Toss a coin to your Ranger
A friend of humanity
Toss a coin to your Ranger
O' Valley of Plenty
O' Valley of Plenty, oh
Toss a coin to your Ranger
A friend of humanity
Toss a coin to your Ranger
O' Valley of Plenty
O' Valley of Plenty, a-oh
Toss a coin to your Ranger
A friend of humanity
- Toss a coin to your Ranger
“Please stop tossing coins at me,” --The Ranger.