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Originally Posted by Pervinca Took
Is Trahald Gollum?
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Yes! Appendix F.
Trahald was Smeagol in "real" Westron.
1. GRIS
HNAKH: Arab handmaid ate Jewish pastry- the upset without 440 produced a fiend (sword-hand pierced by an arrow)
2. SA
URON: Get out? Nein! He's backwards! (dactylectomy by Isildur)
3. BE
REN: Remember England; he was in there. (wolf with the munchies)
4.
TRAHALD: Bluetooth gets garbled after tea, so you'll have to unscramble him (hands hurt by Sauron's torturers)
5. MORGOTH: Black. Black clothes, black outlook (burned by Silmarils)
6. MAED
HROS: He's like, "Crazy beach, crazy!" (hand amputated by Fingon, *and* burned by a Silmaril)
7. M
AGLOR: Glam rocker without even thinking- he was the first and might be the last (burned by a Silmaril)
8. ???
N???: Key crew! Activity will reveal him
9. FRO
DO: He's a dunce on one side (dactylectomy by Gollum)
10. I
SILDUR: The moon, duh? (burned by the Ring)