1. Old Stone Troll/Perry-the-Winkle: Cramsome bread.
2. Alf of Wootton Major: baker, notably of two Great Cakes.
3. Samwise Gamgee: stewed rabbit, though I trust he makes great fish and chips too.
4. The Beornings: Honey cakes
5. Mim the Petty-dwarf: Earth-bread (aka Mim's taters. )
6. Elrond or one of his mates: Miruvor, the cordial of Imladris.
7. Tom, Bert, and Bill: a brave attempt to cook a burrahobbit.
8. Grendel: Tasty Heorot warrior carryouts.
(I was going to say minced/jellified dwarf).
What? Translations aren't allowed?
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