Eowyn: Will thou not let me go along with thee?
Aragorn:No, my lady, you belong here with your people.
Eowyn: I wish to go with thou Aragorn. I go with thou for the same reason your men do.
Aragorn: Oh really, and what would that reason be?
Eowyn:Your men, and especially I, love Legolas. Who wouldn't?
Aragorn:What?!?! I thought you loved me!!!!
Eowyn: Not unless overnight you grow long, golden hair, beautiful blue eyes, tall and.....
Aragorn: OK,OK!!!I get the picture. I guess I'm not good enough--
Legolas(out of nowhere): Eowyn, so you do love me?
Eowyn:Yes Legolas, I do!!
(they embrace each other)
Aragorn: OK, Legolas, your out of the Fellowship.
Legolas:What? You can't dis me! I'm the charming, handsome Elf!! You need me!You can't--
Aragorn:Just go, and take this skank with you.
(Legolas and Eowyn leave together)
Aragorn: Finally, the pretty boy is OUT!!!!
Yes!!! Now I get all the girls!!!Oh, ladies...... [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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