Ugh, Tigerlily [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] . For some reason that image makes me think of a truly demented Middle Earth version of "Red Riding Hood" ("My, Shelob, what big...legs you have.")
This one's rather trite but anyway; in Shelob's lair, Frodo walks steadily down to meet the eyes, clutching the Phial of Galadriel. The eyes slowly retreat, then - sputter, sputter, buzzzz - the light of the Phial flickers wildly and then goes out. The eyes start forward again and Frodo and Sam run away, terrified. Across the path slowly comes the Energizer Bunny, banging on his drum...
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Father, dear Father, if you see fit, We'll send my love to college for one year yet
Tie blue ribbons all about his head, To let the ladies know that he's married.
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