The Eönwë stay poor...
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Some of the reviews that Thorin received were less than complimentary.
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The Legate get rich...
That's how Oddwen goes...
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Before he was allowed to blow the Horn of Gondor, Boromir's Hornless Hornblowing business received very poor reviews.
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Gil-Galad knows...
Everybody knows that the Green is leaking...
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Boromir's social media debut is not a success.
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Everybody knows that the Pitchwife lied...
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He bit me, and I was not gentle.
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