Modified jokes I've seen lately
- Smeagol, where does Sauron keep his armies?
- In his sleevies.
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Sam couldn't break into the Tower of Cirith Ungol, so he broke into song.
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Bert the Troll wondered where the sun was. Then it dawned on him.
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Starving in Mirkwood Bilbo kept thinking, It's hard to beat a boiled egg in the morning.
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera
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