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<img src=laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> No thread is ever truly lost, as I was reminded fairly recently by the Governor.
Livings, eh?
I'd like to totally disprove this 'nerd' misconception by saying that I am a highly accomplished olympic athlete and Hollywood movie star, but I work in a bookshop in Scotland so I can't.
Actually I'm a professional Internet detective.
Actually I edit those little Collins handbooks about superstitions and archery.
Actually I arrange major illegal export operations involving countries who have grown bored of war.
Actually I sell hard drugs to teenagers in India.
Actually I am an apprentice pick-pocket.
Actually I taste-test Wrigley's Airwaves gum for a living. Honey & Lemon is a definite go.
Actually I specialise in over-the-phone interviews with clients wishing to sell adult spacehoppers.
Actually I am working on a new grading system for electric head shavers, or 'clippers'.
Actually I fill up those plastic kiddies ball pools that you see in Ikea and places like that.
Actually I am an electronic IQ-building bus expert.
Actually I am a theatre director.
One of the above could be true; however, to reveal the true nature of one's existence in a place like this must surely be asking for it really. I like this thread, though. It encourages people to diclose information about themselves under an apparently appropriate and therefore 'secure' context, thus making it possible for the thread's original author to choose future topics of conversation or interest that bit more freely. The time for secrecy has come to pass.
Actually I measure snow fall across the central belt, starting in Ayrshire and finishing at the firth of Forth. Taimar: be on your guard for some serious blizzards my friend!
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