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Old 07-05-2014, 04:10 PM   #60
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Originally Posted by Aganzir View Post
My melee choice is a battle axe - it's heavy enough to cause a lot of damage, and chaotic enough for me.
I am not sure you could swing my ex-wife over your head, Agan; but if you could, I am certain she would make an absolutely terrifying melee weapon. The howling alone would be enough to frighten off an advancing foe.
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