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Dear Sauron, can I hire your country and especially Barad-dur for a month or so? I want to shoot for an episode of Man vs. Wild. We'll come on Eagles so that it doesn't take long.
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Don't you get bored sitting all the time in your creepy Tower? Go and see the world it's better.
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A short saying oft contains much wisdom.
~Sophocles
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