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Ted Sandyman sold his interest in his father's mill when it became evident that the Shire's environmental task force would levy heavy fines against his unshielded chimney belching soot ladened with fluorocarbon emmissions and particulate matter. He moved to Hardbottle, married Shrewberry Bracegirdle and drank himself to death at an early age.
What, you expected a happy ending?
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And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.
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