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Originally Posted by Inziladun
So nice to have you here. Mr. Jackson! Or so I assume from your handle. 
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Blast! How did you see through my disguise?!
Well, that's not going to stop me converting 300-paged books into multiple poorly-paced films, or to insert unnecessary romantic subplots and overlong action scenes!
Tolkien is mine! My own! My precious!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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But in all seriousness, thanks for having me.