[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Originally Posted by Nerwen

Celebrated cyberpoet tomtom has privately expressed to me his (its?) dissatisfaction at not being included in the game. Or, as he eloquently puts it:



Rest assured tom– you will be included– as one of the infiltrators! (Might be an idea to get your human-simulation software upgraded– you don’t want to give yourself away.)

For those not familiar with tom’s brief but illustrious career, here are some helpful links:

tom starts a thread
tom introduces himself (in verse)
tom sings happy birthday to Lottie
tom joins a game started by fellow-bot lucyyenic
tom fields an all-spambot team in the 2013 Arda Cup
tom graciously welcomes a new member
tom falls in love with another spambot
the tragic romance of tom and peppeateCat
tom mourns his lost love

What the freaking... ehhh... I mean... WHAT!?