It came from Underground
"Trouser Arson!"
Those were the words used today by the star of AC Beleriand Faenor to describe an incident last night that resulted in the destruction of all the pants belonging to the AC Beleriand side.
According to police reports, last night somebody broke into the AC Beleriand equipment room and set fire to every pair of pants, shorts, knickers, and the team's special loin cloth.
Grainy security footage appears to show a hooded figure with shiny eyes engaged in this act of sabotage.
"I know the phantom was behind this," stated Faenor unhesitatingly. "He has always been terribly jealous that he has no pants and only has that dingy robe to wear all day."
When asked about these allegations the phantom responded, "I don't know what he is talking about. I'm quite proud of my robes. They are distinctive and comfy. Pants are so restrictive."
Unsubstantiated rumors claim that the reason why the AC Beleriand field house was unprotected last night was that the entire team was breaking into the Nargothrond field house to set fire to all their trousers.
Police promise a full investigation.
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