I don't like horses. Horses don't like me. Just give me a good ole pair of Timberlands and I'll be just fine.
Or, ya know, if I had to pick *something* to ride in, I'd probably have to say a Jeep Wrangler, to get me through the rocky terrain of Emyn Muil and up the slopes of Mount Doom. With some of those little smiley face things to go on top.
Oooh, or a Humvee! That would be cool....
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