If you listen very closely, you can hear the sound of stampeding feet as people clamor to this site as the opening day for The Hobbit approaches...
*hides in Legolas's bedroom*
*Gets dragged out by ankles*
L: "What are you doing in here?!?"
MCR: "I was just trimming the grass, under the window there, if you follow me..."
*Gets released in surprise at the comment*
*Runs like hell to avoid being killed*
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"In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit..."
"'Well, I'm back.' said Sam."
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