Eru Mandate: “Inter-dimensional squads (Downer & TIG) must feature Tolkien characters”
The Phantom, MESPN News
Following the salary and pay-out announcement this morning, Eru himself released a statement demanding that The Downer and Tol In Gaurhoth gain “a more Tolkien-ish flavor” for next season’s competition or risk being banned.
Team owners and players refused to comment following the announcement, except for captain NogWolf of Tol In Gaurhoth, who said only, “We’re not thinking about next season until this one is over.”
This so-called “Tolkien Mandate” is sure to have a major impact on Arda Cup 2013. Already fans are speculating on which teams may have their talent raided by the inter-dimensional Wights, but we at MESPN will save the serious speculation for the off-season.
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