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Originally Posted by Uruk's Bane
Uh... I thought you were kidding. The problem I have is, you're taking the major characters and totally distorting their relationships with each other. Maybe you can do that for something you wrote, but not for something like LotR. That is too much change in the wrong areas.
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I disagree. An enhanced relationship between Gimli and Legolas would bring a dimension of love and tenderness that only incredibly explicit gay elf/dwarf sex can impart. I feel confident that JRT would have included it if he had thought of it. Well I thought of it and I refuse to hide my talents any longer. In fact, just imagining it has inspired the first of what I'm sure will be many brilliant casting decisions: Ron Jeremy as Gimli.