If only they had asked her whereabouts on the
preceding Thursday. Then they would have found that her ever loveable partner in crime Gil-Galad was painting a certain image all over the city.
While shopping for green paint to repaing her door, Aganzir happened to see the nasty graffiti on the wall of the paint shop. The Newspaper interview was published that same evening, and misquoted her as saying:
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Unlike the lions, the Ringwraith doesn't want to eat Bilbo Baggins.
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And instead of the usual Phantom and Alien comic strip, a political cartoon drawn by Sally was run in its place.
Beregond was immediately fired, even though he insisted he had never worked there in the first place. He protested
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Lions drool, but the Wraith isn't impressed as Frodo stews over being caught in a compromising position.
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Galadriel55 wrote exactly 55 identical letters to the editor. If the editor had bothered to put them together like the puzzle they were intended to be, they would have formed a mysterious image which looked like this:
He didn't, however. So it was up to Professional Dumpster Diver TheGreatElvenWarrior to figure it out. Upon realizing the threat to humanity, she was heard to shriek
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Three salivating lions are divided by Frodo and the Witch King minus the Ring.
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