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Old 09-14-2011, 04:13 AM   #1605
Hookbill the Goomba
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Loslote dropped her ice cream thanks to the marching Ents. Her anger was so great that she used the spilled ice cream to make this picture…

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A great cry went up from those who witnessed this picture. None were greater than Diamond who shouted…


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"How very nice, to eat some mice," said the man who was fat, to his cat.
"If only you were smaller, and I was taller," sighed the cat, eying the rat, "it would be me eating that little feller!"
This shout reverberated so loudly that it smashed the glass house belonging to Legate. He managed to sweep up the debris into an interesting pattern…

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But the recycling company, lead by Rune, felt offended that the glass had not been given to them. So Rune made a statement to the local mayor, saying…

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Bert's attempt to consume all living beings fail as he is easily amused by his own antics.
The undercover super hero, Aganzir, heard all of this and decided to expose the Mayor’s failings by painting the sky to look like this…

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Mnemosyne, a sky specialist, wrote a thesis on this strange apparition. It wasn’t a very long thesis and it went like this…

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Gollum's all-baby diet did wonders for his figure.
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