Gimli: "Legolas! You have first watch!"
Legolas: "...Why me...?"
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Gandalf: "You fool of a Took! This is not a hobbit walking party! Next time you feel bored go bother Legolas!"
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Aragorn: "What happened to your sight? Did you fall asleep on watch? Crebain are flying all over the place, and you didn't wake me up as I asked you!"
Legolas: "Crebain? I thought they were black butterflies!"
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Aragorn: "Legolas! Can you see what's waiting for us there?"
Legolas: "I...see...GRAVE....DANGER....."