When the rest of the cast had fallen asleep, the three actors gathered around the pit, staring down into it bleakly.
"So he's actually dead?" one finally asked.
"As far as I can tell," another answered.
"But we're not killing them. We're just using fake blood and chloroform."
"Well, what'd you expect? How else are they supposed to get rid of us?"
"I don't know, lock us in a hobbit hole or something?"
"Yes, because that's such an awful punishment."
"I'd prefer it to dying."
"I'd prefer to have earned my death, if I have to die."
"So...you want us to actually kill someone?"
"Let's give it a go, at least."
With that, the actors rose to their feet and resolutely marched off to kill their target.
"Hang on, where are you guys going?" one asked.
"To go kill {censored}, of course."
"We did not talk about killing {censored}! Where'd you get that idea?"
"Now that you mention it, we didn't talk about anyone in particular at all."
"Yeah, that might be kind of important."
Several minutes and one poking war later, the actors had reached their decision. Putting their hands in a pile, they shouted "Break!"
"...that was silly-looking," one said after an awkward silence.
"Yep."
"...let's just go."
"Yep."
And so, silent not for stealth but out of slight embarresment, the three slunk off to one of the trailors. Gathering around the sleeping actor, they looked at each other, frowning.
"How does this work again?"
"I don't know. I've never killed anyone before."
Shrugging, one of the actors grabbed several packets of fake blood out of his pocket. Opening a handful, he forced open the victim's jaw and poured it all in. He then held the other actor's mouth closed with one hand and covered his nose with the other until the victim stopped struggling to breathe.
"That works," one of his fellows said.
"I like the blood splattery affect," the other said.
"Thanks," said the killer, wiping the rest of the fake blood off on the victim's pillow. Silently, the actors slipped back to their own trailers.
As the sun rose the next morning, the cast gathered to see if anyone else was missing. After a quick head count, they discovered that the actor who'd played Elrond - Zil - was missing. They ran to his trailer to make sure he hadn't just overslept, and were quicky reassured that he hadn't.
"Now what?" Tum asked, face ashen with horror.
"I guess we do the same thing again," Eonwe said. "Vote to lynch someone, and try to find the murderers."
"Yes, because that turned out so well yesterDay," Foley said.
"But we know more now!" Sally said.
"Yeah - we know it wasn't Glirdy or Zil," Eomer said.
"Pessimism is not going to help," McCaber said. "We've got to figure this out, or we're all in danger."
Tum as Frodo
Foley as Sam
Sally as Merry
Eomer as Pippin
G55 as Fredregar Bolger
McCaber as Aragorn
Shasta as Legolas
Eruhen as Gimli
Eonwe as Boromir
Boro as Gandalf
Bom Tombadillo as Tom Bombadil
Nerwen as Galadriel
Dead
Lottie as The Director
Glirdy as Glorfindel the Ordo
Zil as Elrond the Ordo
Day 2 has started. Talking is greatly appreciated.
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I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris
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