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Originally Posted by Boromir88
Translations of the Scotsman:
"Too busy to participate because I'm still finishing my meal from yesternight. I think I'll have Lottie's left shoulder loin for second breakfast, is that ok then with my packmates?"
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Do you think? If so, he's overacting (not that I would be surprised, really, as he's playing my dodgy, ridiculous cousin, and he as an actor is prone to dramatics anyway).
I'm craving some bacon on a stick. Does anyone have any? (An aside: A clever plan, truly, to capture anyone who says they have bacon on a stick. Who else but the villains would possess something so artfully crafted so early in the morning?)
No, young lady, I'm not wearing any makeup, honestly. And those rumors you heard are completely false. I don't go to the gym. I'm just naturally like this.