Hey dol! merry dol! Ring a dead dillo!
Ring a dong! hop along! avenge fal the Director!
Tom Bom, omigod this is scary Tom, Tom Bombadillo!
. . . You know I was actually
happy to be in this movie?

But now I've half a mind to go postal on the lot of you! Killers and innocents alike, all dead . . . except for me of course.

*sits a moment in utter glee*
But I suppose it's my
job to protect you idiots. Ah well.
This voting idea sounds good t'me; I'd like to vote for
Lottierector for getting us into this mess.