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The Director examined the set for her new "movie". The perparations had been extensive. From hobbit holes to marshes to forests to a couple bonus bottomless pits, this set was ready for filming. Or at least, it would be, once the actors arrived. And several airplanes and a couple buses later, the cast started pulling in.

As the actors filed past, the Director pulled several aside. To one, she nervously said that all was not as it seemed, and warned to always keep a weapon on hand. To another, she stared wide-eyed and told of mystical auras that indicated truthful dreams. To a third, she gave a key to the props department (specifically, the weapons section) and a key to the expresso machine - staying up all night guarding people was tiring work, she explained. And to three others, she told the truth.

To these three actors, the Director explained that she wasn't really filming a movie. She was filming a reality TV show. These three actors would choose, every night, one person to disappear. They were given packets upon packets of fake blood and lots of choloroform.

"But they'll know they're not dead," one protested. "They'll still breathe."

"Get creative with the fake blood," the Director said. "Leave the rest to us."

Shrugging, the actors dispersed among the rest of the cast as they found their trailers - all well within the wall and gate surrounding the filming location, of course - and settled in for the Night.

Night One will start in forty minutes. Those with pms to send, feel free to send them to your heart's desire then. Oh, and invisibilty is key.

Starring

Tum as Frodo
Foley as Sam
Sally as Merry
Eomer as Pippin
G55 as Fredregar Bolger
McCaber as Aragorn
Shasta as Legolas
Eruhen as Gimli
Eonwe as Boromir
Boro as Gandalf
Bom Tombadillo as Tom Bombadil
Inziladun as Elrond
Glirdy as Glorfindel
Nerwen as Galadriel