Joel, you are scary. It's like you knew that just a month ago, I was playing a Star Wars RPG with some friends, and we killed a Crate Dragon (or however it's spelled) and stole its eggs. The GM asked us if we wanted to try and hatch the eggs, or sell them.
I announced that I wanted to make an omelette out of mine.
And then I rolled to see how good of an omelette it would be, and I rolled a 20. It was deemed the best dragon egg omelette ever, and I fed it to my companions and we all got a +1 bonus for the rest of the "day" because of the lingering awesomeness of the omelette.
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All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.
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