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How many years will pass before cats telepathically absorb knowledge of language from sleeping on the works of Tolkien and use this knowledge to communicate among themselves, eventually staging the Great Cat Revolution, which will establish a government whose leaders are chosen by knowledge of Middle-Earth?
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Cats will take after the example of Telvido. Their leaders will therefore be called Morcath, Cauron, Cathmog, and the likes of that. As for how many years it will take them to figure everything out... After some cat sleeps on inspiration on the correct BoLT!
How many Dwarves fell off the Bridge of Khazad Dum after it was built?